You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy,the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America’s Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn’t want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named Bush, Dick, and Colon. - Vei stii ca lumea a luat-o razna atunci cand cel mai bun rapper va fi un barbat alb, cand cel mai bun jucator de golf va fi un negru, cand cel mai inalt om din NBA va fi un chinez, Suedia va castiga cupa Americii, cand Franta va acuza S.U.A de aroganta, Germania nu va dori sa mearga la razboi si cei mai puernici oameni din America se vor numi : Bush, Dick si Colon.— Comedian Chris Rock

Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.-Programarea in ziua dea zi presupune o cursa intre inginerii de software care incearca sa construiasca programe cat mai marete si mai idioate, si Univers care incearca sa produca cat mai multi idioti. Pana acum, Universul invinge.

The glass is neither half-full nor half-empty: it’s twice as big as it needs to be. Paharul nu niciodata pe jumatate plin sau pe jumatate gol: este intotdeauna de 2 ori mai mult decat trebuie sa fie.

It’s better to keep your mouth shut and give the impression that you’re stupid than to open it and remove all doubt. Este mai bine sa-ti tii gura inchisa si sa dai impresia ca esti prost decat sa o deschizi si sa indepartezi orice indoiala.— Mark Twain